“Go away!”
“Uh, very well. I’ll see you at the dining table, young master.”
If you haven’t choked on your own vomit by then.
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“Miss Hilary! How absolutely lovely you could join us at the table. The sheep’s ready for you.”
“Uh, OK.”
“I’m hooome!”
Nobody cares.
“I’M HOOOME.”
Now they do.
“O Hi daddy!”
“Hi there sweetie pie!”
“Daddy, Daddy! why does Mr. K works for us? He’s so weird.”
Because daddy is a fart and a sissie who doesn’t know how to say no.
“Now Now, honey, he’s not weird.”
He is
“He is.”
“I don’t want you thinking like that, sweetie pie. It’s wrong. You hear me? wrong.”
Says the man with weed in his underwear.
“OK, daddy.”
“And besides, he’s new to the trade, so I’m helping him out.
I beg to differ.
“Molly? Finally, where have you been all this time?”
Sharpening knives.
“The kitchen, cleaning dishes.”
Close enough.
“Well, I’m hungry. What’s for dinner?”
Limbs with a hint of blood and peppermint.
“Lamb chops.”
What did I say …
“Mr K if you would be kind enough to STOP EFFIN’ DAYDREAMING AND SERVE THE GODDAMN DINNER!!”
“Right away, master Henry.”
“Daddy, what does effin mean?”
Daddy’s life.
“Nothing honey, just an expression of anger.”
“Hey there, Dad, Mom, Sis.”
“You are effin late Jeremy!”
Pffft …
“Whoa! wha-”
“Dinner has been served!”
“What’s up with Hil? Wait, never mind, what’s for dinner?
“Flesh, young master. Cut to fine pieces by a butcher’s knife after the gruesome death and consequent beheading of some lamb unfortunate enough to be healthy and alive and in the same district as the young master’s unholy being.
“…..”
“…..”
“…..”
“…..”
… Too much?
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Trifecta Challenge.
Diary Without Pages 
June 5, 2012 at 9:27 pm
Ha! Boy, talk about a dysfunctional household. I think I’d be afraid to eat anything cooked in that house…
June 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm
At least there’s food. That’s a definite plus.
June 6, 2012 at 12:36 am
ROFLMAO! I will say it was a little tricky following the conversation and who said what but I loved the inner monologue 🙂
June 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm
And I loved writing it.
June 6, 2012 at 6:37 am
Now this was interesting – Loved the said and the unsaid.
June 8, 2012 at 5:52 pm
The unsaid had a bit more sheen to it.
June 7, 2012 at 8:12 am
Thanks for linking up with Trifecta this week. I, too, enjoyed the said and unsaid. I love the idea of hearing what’s happening in the minds of others. It was a touch difficult to follow, but enjoyable nonetheless. Hope to see you back soon.
June 8, 2012 at 5:54 pm
I aim to please.
June 7, 2012 at 8:37 pm
I got the sense that the thoughts, especially at the end, belonged to Mom, and it wasn’t until the end, when the ‘butler’ turned dinner into a bloodbath that everybody’s thoughts went silent. Fun!
June 8, 2012 at 5:55 pm
There was a slight connection yes, I’m impressed you picked it up.